Hey California, the bays are rising rapidly
Rising sea level is a problem, we need to agree on
Yes we do,
Desalination is cool too, it could help us through,

Hey California, San Francisco needs our help
Rising sea levels will make it underwater and with no doubts
So close your eyes,
Think of a plan to desalinize, we're on your side

Oh, the world just needs to try
Or California dies
Oh the world just needs to try
Or, Massachusetts dies, we just need to try

Hey California you aren't the only one to suffer
Massachusetts has the dent that we both need to buffer
Yes we do,
Don't forget to help them too, our word is true

Hey California, what does desalination mean?
It means using reverse osmosis to make the water clean,
Yes it does,
Blasting water through a membrane is fun,
Especially a permeable one

Oh, blasting water's fun,
But, it gets nothing done,
Oh, blasting water's fun,
But, it gets nothing done,

There's too much water to desalinate,
We would have to build a giant floodgate,
As tall as Canada is wide.

This will not work because, it will not stop all the floods,
That will happen in the near future,
So this is where we leave you and the Earth.